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The Laziest Rap Song Ever In History (Breastmilk & SnakeBeast)

from HHS: The Album by HHS

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Lyrics:
[Intro: Breast Milk]
I don't want to write a fucking song,
I really do not want to write a song,
Yo, fuck it, I'll just do something real fast,
And pretend it's a concept, y'know?
Yeah
Okay, here we go

[Verse 1: Breast Milk]:
Write a song for all the pretty girls in the house,
Put your hands up and eagerly remove your blouse,
Horn dog, corn dog, turn the porn off,
Dick in, nut, dick out, hose the whore off,
I'm a millionaire though, gear down,
...No one wants a thirsty bitch, weird out,
...That's enough about girls though,
No one want's to hear about that, I love how they blow though,
Fast food rhymes with fat dude,
And it also rhymes with cat food, yeah that too,
I didn't really want to write a long verse,
So I filled it up with filler lines, I'm the worst,
Let me offer you a little piece of advice,
Don't buy my CD's at half price,
Bad men get punched by batman,
And make Floyd Mayweather read The Cat in the Hat,
I don't even like rap,
That's why my lines are merely worth a fucking cheap laugh,
I'mma suplex you like Kurt Angle,
Take another selfie that was my worst angle,
Yeah homie, I am daddy's little angel,
No homo, you want to see me touch my ankles?
Yeah, all the girls go nuts,
Yeah.

[Hook: Breast Milk and (Snakebeast)]
Put your hands together and clap them,
Clap your hands 'cause this is rap.
(Put your hands together and clap them
Snakebeast kills great beats and he’s better than this faggot)

[Verse 2: Snakebeast]
Fuck a Breast Milk, your expiry date is arriving today
You smell like old piss, the hope is, you expire and fade
You’d probably pass out on that couch if Snake was to wait
Now here’s the kind of rhymes you should’ve been making today
Snake’s a privileged kid, but he’s never giving a shit
You can catch him downtown, grabbing a hobo’s head kicking it in
So obsessed with himself, he should go get some help
But even his therapist said to this arrogant kid: you’re going to hell
Such a narcissist, every single bar he spits is about himself
But he’s artistic, he’s a very awesome kid, he spits so well
He’s real as hell, even the future him feels himself
So ill it will kill him, but even his ghost will feel him as well
Human form, beast in mind, its hard to get what his species is
Practically bleeding rhymes, you aren't winning or beating him
Devious dickish demon kid at war with your peace of mind
Even sleep deprived, sleepy eyed narcoleptics won't sleep on this
So full of himself he refers to himself in third person
Word wizard with spells, conjures blizzards with yells
He can burn blisters to cells and turn winter to hell
He could even kill himself, but he’d only come back, better as well
He’s a merciless murderer that murders your shit with words
Converting them to curses turning wordsmiths nervous and wordless
An assertive Merlin of words, cursing the worthless in earnest
With words and personals that hurt persons well and irreversibly burn them
Go further and further, spurting more words than you have heard of, bitch
Burning spit burns through furniture and your bandage or tourniquet
And damage you nervous kids, average is worthlessness, so Snake is murking shit
Working this beat till it curses and weeps, asserting elite dominance
He bottles all of his emotions till they grow to the size of an ocean
Freeze them alive till all of them are frozen then put em all in his mind for holding
Then he releases it in a caustic flow, one flawless awesome moment
The heat of which beats the shit out of that of the phoenix king’s fiery spit as he’s breathing it on top of the rocketing, falling comet of Sozin

[Outro: Breast Milk]
Yeah, I mean, it was good, but like...where were the jokes, though?

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from HHS: The Album, released May 14, 2015
Breastmilk & SnakeBeast

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